“ Ayris: “MoooOoOOmMMMMM!!!!” Ayris yelled frantically from upstairs…
Mommy: “What!?”
Ayris: “I was just choked.”
Mommy: “Um, ok. Come down and show me.”
Ayris: Walking into the kitchen at this point “Someone choked my leg”
Mommy: Trying to find Asher some Sponge Bob fruit snacks…”Let me take a look…I don’t see anything on your leg Ayris (the kitchen is dark)”
Ayris: Trailing me as I leave the kitchen, “But mommy, I think my leg tripped over some of Asher’s poop and got on me! (Still a little frantic about her choked/pooped on leg).
Mommy: “Okay, come over here so I can see it better…..Ayris, it’s just leftover gum (yellow wrigleys gum covered in lint so I can kind of see how it MIGHT have looked like Asher’s poop)”
Ayris: “OH” (starts to play)
Mommy: “Ayris, where is the rest of the gum?!?”
Ayris: “Oh, I don’t know”…nonchalantly…
Mommy: “UGH!
UPDATE: I found the remainder of the gum that night when I started my nightly ritual of running my fingers through Ayris' hair =)
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