Mommy: From now on, I'm changing your name...your new name is Sassypants Collins
Ayris: (Screaming) MY NAME IS NOT SASSYPANTS!!! YOUR NAME IS SASSYPANTS!!!
Mommy: I'm not being sassy, I'm being calm. You're the one who isn't being very nice.
Ayris: I AM BEING NICE, NOW TELL ME A STORY!!!
Mommy: No sassypants, not until you calm down.
Ayris: MY NAME IS NOT SASSYPANTS, IT'S COMB...
Mommy: You're name is Comb? I don't think that's a good name for you.
Ayris: WELL YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CAME UP WITH IT!!
I had to think for a few minutes but then realized that Comb must've been when I said I was being CALM...she wanted me to be sassypants and her to be Comb=Calm. She decided her new name would be Comb Carly Collins Ayrispants.
Chris has had this whole week off and today he decided to take the kids to the zoo...while he was in the shower I was getting the kids dressed when Ayris decided to go through Asher's drawers. When I showed her the clothes I had picked out for her, she told me that she didn't want to be a girl today, she wanted to be handsome...boys clothes=handsome.
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