So I happened to stumble upon a new site: Mamapedia. Yeah, it's like Wikopedia for moms. So if you're 3 month old baby won't stop crying at night, you log onto your computer and type in "3 month old won't stop crying at night" and then undoubtedly, you'll get thousands of responses from other mothers who had the same problem.
Surprisingly, I've decided this site has nothing to offer me. I need something more along the lines of an ethical/moral google site because my questions were turning up nada...
First question: "Is it normal to want to slap my three year old daughter?"
First option answer is titled: 6 year old with pain at belly button.
Yeah, that's totally the same and is exactly what I was hoping to read up on.
Second question: Exactly how many hours a day is acceptable for locking my daughter in her room?
Answer: Help! My daughter is too smart for her own good.
While this is true, it doesn't really answer my question. I'm genuinely curious about the exact amount of time I can stow her away before it becomes "illegal?"
Third question: Should I send my 3 year old daughter to live with her grandmother?
Answer 1: Colic.
Um, is colic generally an issue with 3 year olds?
Answer 2: How do I explain great grandpa's death?
Seriously!?! Apparently great grandfathers/grandmothers are one in the same and life and death...well those are basically the same too...semantics right?
Fourth question: Why are girls so psycho?
Answer: When to stop breastfeeding.
FINALLY, this site is proving to be of some use. I only breastfed Ayris for like a minute. So I'm deducing that in stopping too early, it encouraged a woman's tendancies for psychosis to take effect all too early in my little girl...that must be it.
Fifth question: Although I would have strongly disagreed before having children, boys really ARE better than girls.
Answer: Apparently this wasn't a question...just my subconscious attempt to share my newfound knowledge on the sexes with all that is mamapedia.
As not to leave Asher out, I decided to ask a question on his behalf:
"Is it normal for my 19 month old son to suck on rocks?"
Answer: No articles found.
Really?!? My child is the only one to suck on rocks in the history of children?
Thank you mamapedia for all the wisdom you have given me. You have reconfirmed my beliefs that my children truly are special.
***I do want to note that Ayris is a good girl. She's just going through a difficult time, which is in turn making my life a smidge more difficult, but this too shall pass. OH, and boys really aren't better than girls...they're just proving to be easier at this point.
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