Seriously, what is wrong with my children lately?

It's like they need constant supervision! I woke up early this morning to take a shower because any SAHM knows that showers last about 3 minutes max when you have kids running around so I figured if I did it before they woke up, I could actually shave my legs and wash my hair while leaving the shampoo and conditioner on for more than 30 seconds...

I waited about 2.5 hours before deciding to dry my hair because letting it air dry shaves off about 15 minutes of dry time...well in a matter of minutes, I had fruit snacks ALL OVER the dining room floor. Seriously! What makes sense about throwing fruit snacks all over the floor? It's like Ayris has forgotten she's 3.5 and is operating under the assumption that she knows no better.


I then went on to tell her that she was going to pick every single one of them up and SAVE them in a little plastic baggy...to which she responded that she would just throw them away...absolutely not, I told her...she would be eating those fruit snacks at a later time because those cost money and we were not wasting them. 3 minutes later I go into the kitchen and they are all in the trash. Not only is she acting like a 13 month old but she's listening about as well as one too.

Maybe I should get those leashes that they have for kids so they're only 5 feet away from me at all times =)

Nah....I'm better than that...and besides, if I did that, what would I have to write about?